The main Weirdies series: the one that started it all!
Weirdies -ch1- by WeirdiesCollabs, literature
Literature
Weirdies -ch1-
A dimensional portal opened in the middle of a dingy-looking theater. Two people exited the portal before it closed. One, the male, looked similar to a court jester, only his head wasnt quite connected to his body and his hands werent attached to any arms. The other looked like a female human, only she had pink hair and yellow eyes. She dressed like a witch. Okay, Dimentio, the witch said. Where do you think we are now?
How should I know, Luna? the jester, presumably Dimentio, rebutted. My warps have been messing up a lot lately. When they do work, I end up in some strange place that I re
Kermit half-ran out onstage to introduce the next number. The Muppet Cabaret is proud to present, singing with David Bowie, Dimentio and Luna! YAAAAAAAYYYY!!! The curtains rose to reveal David Bowie in his outfit from Labyrinth, as well as Dimentio and Luna. They began to perform their song.
You remind me of the babe (What babe?)
Babe with the power (What power?)
Power of voodoo (Who do?)
You do (Do what?)
Remind me of the babe
I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails or puppy dog tails
Thunde
Okay! Maddie exclaimed. Let's kick some Bowie-obsessor's bootie!
Fleep... Jess addressed the Pixl hovering beside her. Do your stuff!
Okie-dokie! Fleep fluttered up to the dimensional rift and flipped it around. Behind it was... a blue block. Crap! Jess shouted. Its his "magical game of tag" block! Oh well. She hit the block with her fist. As soon as she did, they were all sent soaring through the fabric of the universe. Zoot squealed something about being a birdie. Okay... Jess muttered, surveying their new surroundings. We are in...
When we last left our heroes, they had just witnessed the GRC Cardinals make an impressive football victory against Tates Creek, with just a little help from Dimentio the Bowie-obsessed jester. Afterwards, he got drunk and made a complete fool of himself. Jess and Maddie were exiting the football field when Maddie got a bright idea. We could always call Dribble and Spitz with their taxi cab, she said.
Yeah... Jess said, snickering. But they'll dribble and spit on us. She laughed at her joke, but quickly noticed she was the only one laughing. Okay, not funny...
No they won
The unlikely foursome arrived in Diamond City as soon as you could say How bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?. Maddie glanced over at Dimentio and noticed there was something like a fuzzball on his hat. Hey, Dimmie, what's that fuzzball on your hat? she asked.
What fuzzball?
Jess noticed it too, but she knew immediately what it was. Oh, thats no fuzzball, she said slyly. Thats shed.
Shed??? Dimentio shouted. From that rodent?!!?!?!?!!!
No, from the Killer Rabbit.
Maddie laughed again.
The group, who I will refer to from now on as Weirdies, happily ate pizza at the Renaissance-named pizzeria. Suddenly, Maddie got an idea. How about when we finish our meals, we go head out to Club Sugar, and get our groove on? she asked the others.
Jess immediately agreed, but Mikey was extremely hesitant. Um... no. I... I just--I can't dance, he said sheepishly.
Dont worry, Mikey, Maddie told Mikey. I'm sure 9Volt and 18Volt could use some help at the turntables.
Mikey brightened up at that statement. Okay! he said. The music part I'm good at, it's the fe
The Weirdies were getting their groove on down at Club Sugar when Jess started to get a little tired of dancing. Okay, now what? she asked.
We... go see Dribble and Spitz? Maddie suggested. Jess thought that was a good idea. So they dragged Zoot, Mikey and Dimentio by their collars. What a drag, huh? Mikey joked. Dimentio just rolled his eyes. Eventually they made it to Diamond Taxi.
Okay, here's Diamond Taxi, Maddie said. This is where they work.
Cool. Jess smiled.
Maddie knocked on the door. Dribble! Spitz! You two in there? she called out.
Jess surveye
The Weirdies had landed on an unknown planet in search of Dribble and Spitz. It was taking much longer than they had anticipated. They were combing the planets surface, though they werent using oversized combs like those idiots from Spaceballs. I think I see something, Maddie finally said. Gee, it's pretty weird that we can actually breathe on this planet.
Hey, my boyfriend has gills. Welcome to my world, Jess replied.
He does?
Jess smiled. Of course. His species dont have noses, so they have gills instead. They can also breathe underwater for a little while, ones with
Maddie was helping Zoot up from the experimental karate chop. Jess looked around and noticed everyone else was gone. Hey wait, where'd everyone else go? she asked. Then she saw them. Never mind, I see them. They're playing soccer with Dimentio's head.
Sure enough, the others had taken Dimentios head off of his body and had started a game of soccer in a somewhat empty field, while Dimentios head protested. Hey, you guys... Someone kicked his head. ...this isn't very fun anymore... His head was punted across the field. ...in fact... Gomezs head connected with Dimenti
It's song time! Grab a mike and get ready to rock! I'll join you guys! Pick a song!
The Weirdies were about to experience one of the greatest karaoke parties the world had never seen. Well, what should we do? asked Penny, apparently trying to have someone else be the first singer.
I wanna go first! Jess cried, waving her arm in the air like a kindergartener. Me me me me me!
Alright! Mike said, smiling. Pick a song!
Jess thought about it. There were many songs she likes, almost all of which she enjoyed singing along to. But there was one, one that had been said that sh